Dad sentenced for stealing kid’s Girl Scout cookie money, spending it on an erotic massage

Father of the year, he is not.

An Oregon dad swiped over $700 from his daughter’s Girl Scout cookie fund and then told her the money was taken during a home invasion — when, in reality, it got spent on an erotic massage.

Brian Couture, of Forest Grove, was sentenced Monday to 18 months of probation, 80 hours of community service and restitution as part of a plea deal with the Washington County District Attorney’s Office.

The 40-year-old had been accused of lying to police back on March 6 — when he called 911 and claimed his house had been broken into.

When officers arrived, they found the home “ransacked and spotted blood strewn about the residence,” according to prosecutors.

“[Couture] told law enforcement at the time that someone broke into his home and assaulted him,” the district attorney’s office said in a press release Monday. “Couture’s work laptop was …